I don’t like lizards, especially the small anole/gecko kind. They are quick and unpredictable and gross. Tonight one got into my apartment, which commenced a lot of shrieking and arm flailing on my part. My heroic dog managed to corner it and bite off its tail (which twitched for a good 3 minutes) except now I have some kind of small (but not that small) tailless lizard awol in my apartment. My friend told me to take a shot of whisky and chalk it up to being part of life in the south. I had no whisky on hand so I took a shot of tequila and am now perched in the center of my bed clutching my butterfly net while Cooper sniffs out the lizard. I figured I’d post a song for the occasion as I’m not sure sleep is in the cards for me any time soon. Here is “The Lizards”, by Phish.
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